This has NOTHING to do with the holidays,
but it DID make me laugh!
... were found at Joy's & she graciously
gave me permission to share ... Enjoy!
-Olive, 9
It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
-Matthew, 9
Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.
-Mitchell, 7
My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
-Henry, 8
Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!
-Jack, 6
Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
-Daniel, 9
When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath,
somewhere there's a tornado.
-Reagan, 10
Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
-Sara, 6
Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter.
-Jared, 8
All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses, and boys didn't go for it.
-Antonio, 9
My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
-Ashley , 9
Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
-Vicki, 8
What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
-Sarah, 7
After you leave me a comment, click for
What you miss when you don't attend church!
another brief video guaranteed to make you laugh
shared earlier today at Happily Retired Gal.
Thought for Today
"You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants."
Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis
11 comments:
Some of the misunderstandings about angels are truly amazing (and funny). My favorite is that angels fly south for the winter! :P
I really enjoyed the Panda video.thanks for it.
Pooooooooor mama panda!!! LOL
Hope your week is treating you well storyteller.
Very cute video! Love the kid comments also. Kids do say the darnest things!
What you miss when you don't attend church! Now, that's is Funny! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
Storyteller, I've seen that Panda video before and I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it. It's one of my favorite videos. Have a nice day.
My favorite was about Angels drinking Holy Cow milk :o) Priceless!
have a wonderful weekend, Storyteller :o)
I love the holy cow one. Laughing.
I love pandas, thanks for sharing this and all the other fun reading and pics. Wishing you a wonderful and happy holiday.
Hugs, G
I like the comment about grandma getting a head start on being an angel. Of course, they're all delightful. And we know that Mama Panda's startle reflex is working quite well. lol
That was an adorable video, storyteller! And I love the cute things kids say--they're either funny or wise, and sometimes both!
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