For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you: |
Twelve street musicians drumming Eleven carolers a-caroling Ten reindeer a-leaping Nine ladies yodeling Eight sheep a-milking Seven fruitcakes a-festering Six puppies a-barking Five golden necklaces Four calling bill collectors Three French burlesque dancers Two stale fruit cakes And a crazy homeless person in an apple tree |
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Santa’s Chief Elf, Kerstmis Fatato, has informed NORAD that Santa’s Workshop will use 1,123,595 ½ miles of ribbon to wrap gifts this year. Kerstmis encourages all children (grownups too) to reuse their ribbons on gifts throughout the year.
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A Little Wry Laughter for Today
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." Jay Leno
9 comments:
ROFL at the Leno quote! hehehe :)
I love these blogthings. Mine came back:
Twelve babies drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten reindeer a-leaping
Nine ladies singing
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven rumballs a-drunkening
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden bowls of chicken noodle soup
Four calling bill collectors
Three French tourists
Two stale fruit cakes
And a chimp in a peach tree
I'm getting...
Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten elves a-leaping
Nine ladies yodeling
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling
Six kittens a-meowing
Five golden toe rings
Four calling telemarketers
Three French fries
Two diamond pinky rings
And a owl in a pine tree
Ha, ha! What on earth are you going to do with that crazy homeless person?
Wow! That;s a heck of a lof ot ribbon!
The results are too long to type--but it's hilarious!
Now I don't feel so bad about NOT using ribbon. (I'm rather inept when it comes to giftwrapping.)
He he he he. I had to laugh at yours and mine :o)
Twelve street musicians drumming
Eleven carolers a-caroling
Ten reindeer a-leaping
Nine ladies singing
Eight goats a-milking
Seven hot chocolates a-steaming
Six kittens a-meowing
Five Golden Girls
Four calling telemarketers
Three French chefs bearing escargot
Two stale fruit cakes
And a fairy in a olive tree
For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve babies drumming
Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling
Ten gymnasts a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight llamas a-milking
Seven hot chocolates a-steaming
Six puppies a-barking
Five Golden Girls
Four calling secret admirers
Three French fries
Two bottles of whiskey
And a monkey in a cherry tree.
That was fun. Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
The last line of mine made me LOL
Twelve glam rockers drumming
Eleven snowmen a-melting
Ten reindeer a-leaping
Nine ladies yodeling
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven eggnogs a-intoxicating
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden coins
Four calling bill collectors
Three French fries
Two bottles of whiskey
And a monkey in a cherry tree
I love the wry laugher quote from Leno. Hilarious!
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