My 6th Witty Wednesday
"Hey, lady", yells Larry, "Throw me the cat!"
"No," she cries, "It's too far!"
"I play football. I can catch him!"
The smoke is pouring from the windows. The woman kisses her cat goodbye and tosses it down to the street.
Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and he runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one-handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.
Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.
where I've enjoyed Witty Wednesday for a while now
and another Witty Wednesday at Happily Retired Gal today.
I'd like to than Drgngirl at Creative Self Belief for this ...
and share it with my bloggy friends
& visitors who leave me comments because
reading them always makes me feel warm & fuzzy.
Thought for Today
"Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully." Max Eastman
10 comments:
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Bwahahahahahaha. Poor cat.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
Thanks for the laugh!
Oh dear I feel I shouldn't laugh but I am.
DOH!
Ohhhhhhhhhh, I saw that one comin'. I knew he'd spike the cat. Poor thing. I love these Witty Wednesdays.
Happy Thursday to you.
He should get a flag for excessive demonstration! Thanks for the laugh.
Funny.
I left a comment today on your post for the 17th--not paying adequate attention apparently (a little alliteration too).
Ha, storyteller, good one! Thanks for the warm n Fuzzy! Hugs! :)
Storyteller,
Cute joke. Poor kitty. Enjoyed it though.
Hope you're doing well. It's kind of crazy here with Dakota and I'm not getting to visit as much as I'd like. He keeps us busy. I'd forgotten how much work a puppy can be.
Blessings,
Mary
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