Make Time for Small Reflections
My 5th Witty Wednesday
My 5th Witty Wednesday
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
Small Reflections ... Smile Back
Thought for Today
"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects." Arnold Glasow
"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects." Arnold Glasow
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10 comments:
Bwahahahahahaha. Yep, he's not real bright is he? Nope.
Have a terrific evening. Big hug. :)
sounds like some one a few bricks short of a full load.
Cute joke and one I had not seen, which is unusual.
I hope you are having a good week.
I hadn't heard this either, but I would say the guy got off lucky!
Funny--I accidentally woke up too early this morning and I needed to read this!
I am choking here!!!! What a good one. That is so darned funny.
Oh good grief I made the mistake of reading that whilst drinking tea - I almost choked! lol
ROFL!!!! That is hilarious :) And so believable.
Oh my! Thanx for the laugh!
So funny that's a new one for me. LOL
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