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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Witty Wednesday #5 - Ooops!

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My 5th Witty Wednesday
Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room: Courtesy of Comedy Central's Jokes.com Newsletter ...
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife," he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

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Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Yep, he's not real bright is he? Nope.

Have a terrific evening. Big hug. :)

Mike Golch said...

sounds like some one a few bricks short of a full load.

Betty said...

Cute joke and one I had not seen, which is unusual.

I hope you are having a good week.

George said...

I hadn't heard this either, but I would say the guy got off lucky!

Karen said...

Funny--I accidentally woke up too early this morning and I needed to read this!

Hootin' Anni said...

I am choking here!!!! What a good one. That is so darned funny.

Akelamalu said...

Oh good grief I made the mistake of reading that whilst drinking tea - I almost choked! lol

Momisodes said...

ROFL!!!! That is hilarious :) And so believable.

Unknown said...

Oh my! Thanx for the laugh!

ChrisB said...

So funny that's a new one for me. LOL

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