My Wordless Wednesdays are at Happily Retired Gal
and Sacred Ruminations ... Witty Wednesday is in the next post.
My 46th Thursday Thirteen
Just give me 5 minutes.
5 minutes is all I need and I'll be good as new.
OK ... I'll be his friend, but I don't have to like it!
They'll never find me in here!
ALL RIGHT, WHO CHOSE WHO WE STAND BY?
I HAVE STANDARDS.
IF YOU TELL THE GUYS ABOUT THIS, I'M PEEING IN YOUR SHOES!
CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE WET? HA HA HA!
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PORCUPINE BABIES?
GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO LABOR PAINS!!
I'M SO GLAD IM NOT AN ONLY CHILD!
AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA PUT HER IN MY BED
I MIGHT AS WELL CUDDLE.
SOMETIMES YOUR BED JUST FEELS SOOO GOOD!
EARS? WHAT ARE EARS?
Nothing replaces having a friend:
And now ... a few more for good measure ... just because.
'Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'
A DAY WITHOUT SMILING IS A WASTED DAY!!
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful,
ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining
and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day
and be grateful for it,
If you can understand your loved ones
are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism &
blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend's
and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend
better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension
without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
.....Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!
For others participating in T-13,
check the folks below:
Alice Audrey at Alice's Restaurant
Brenda at the Otherworld Diner
Colleen at Loose Leaf Notes
Izzy 'n Emmy
Janet at Fond of Snape
Mary at the Randomness of Me
Tamy at 3 Sides of Crazy
Sue at Life in the Urban Zoo
and perhaps others I don't know about.
If you're playing, be sure to say so
& leave your link.
Apparently there's a new T-13 site!
"Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness." Ellie Katz