Haiku Friday #81 is below this post and
Photo Hunt #25 is at Sacred Ruminations today.
This is my 30th
Misty Dawn started the meme and explains the rules here.An Uninvited (but frequent) Nocturnal Visitor
Click for others participating in Camera Critters this week.Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary. .. Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................ |
I'm counting down to my
1st Blogoversary on October 22nd
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20 comments:
Loved how you did the 1st picture! The 2nd and 3rd pic didn't show up.
I have something for you over at my bog.
I've read that before - in fact I posted it on one of my AOL blogs a while back. I love it - and it's so true! LOL! Have a great weekend!
hmmm... that cat diary has confirmed my suspicions...
Great shots and the Thought for the day means a lot!
I am still laughing ! Your post is soooo cat !! I now believe that he really wrote that, hahaha !
I love the comparison between cats and dogs. Soooo true :)
such fun and wisdom sandy
Yes, they should up and look wonderful!
I meant to say Blog not bog. LOL!
I meant showed up.
Gosh, I need to go back to bed. LOL~
loved that kitty shot! that kitty diary always makes me laugh.
ROFLAMO at the cats story way to funny...
I haven't seen any of your little night visitors here but I'm sure they're out there in the woods.
The dog and cat diaries are too cute!
Have a wonderful weekend!
I have talking birds you have diary keeping animals. So funny.
Ha! so funny and so true. Luv it!
I not only love the dog and cat diaries....I posted the very same ones some time ago....months ago. Aren't they just a hoot? My blogging friends tell me they are pretty true to form...would you agree Virginia?
LOL. Very funny. :)
I loved the dog and cat diaries - so funny.
What exactly is that critter?
That kitty diary is too funny! And your nocturnal visitor just likes harassing Molly. :)
This certainly does save you storyteller! You must be a dog and/or cat owner yourself! That dog diary is hysterical....
Hehehehe - the good ol' possum. Yup, possums, groundhogs, and skunks visit our yard and my dogs hear them and go crazy too.
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