Haiku Friday #81 is below this post and
Photo Hunt #25 is at Sacred Ruminations today.
An Uninvited (but frequent) Nocturnal Visitor
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Excerpts from a Dog's Diary...... 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary. .. Day 983 of my captivity... My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................ |
I'm counting down to my
1st Blogoversary on October 22nd
in just 4 days ...
20 comments:
Loved how you did the 1st picture! The 2nd and 3rd pic didn't show up.
I have something for you over at my bog.
I've read that before - in fact I posted it on one of my AOL blogs a while back. I love it - and it's so true! LOL! Have a great weekend!
hmmm... that cat diary has confirmed my suspicions...
Great shots and the Thought for the day means a lot!
I am still laughing ! Your post is soooo cat !! I now believe that he really wrote that, hahaha !
I love the comparison between cats and dogs. Soooo true :)
such fun and wisdom sandy
Yes, they should up and look wonderful!
I meant to say Blog not bog. LOL!
I meant showed up.
Gosh, I need to go back to bed. LOL~
loved that kitty shot! that kitty diary always makes me laugh.
ROFLAMO at the cats story way to funny...
I haven't seen any of your little night visitors here but I'm sure they're out there in the woods.
The dog and cat diaries are too cute!
Have a wonderful weekend!
I have talking birds you have diary keeping animals. So funny.
Ha! so funny and so true. Luv it!
I not only love the dog and cat diaries....I posted the very same ones some time ago....months ago. Aren't they just a hoot? My blogging friends tell me they are pretty true to form...would you agree Virginia?
LOL. Very funny. :)
I loved the dog and cat diaries - so funny.
What exactly is that critter?
That kitty diary is too funny! And your nocturnal visitor just likes harassing Molly. :)
This certainly does save you storyteller! You must be a dog and/or cat owner yourself! That dog diary is hysterical....
Hehehehe - the good ol' possum. Yup, possums, groundhogs, and skunks visit our yard and my dogs hear them and go crazy too.
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